OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER

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~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going out is good. Coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"

~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything, movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.

~You forget names ... but it's OK.because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf....

~Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longercare to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps betteron a lounge chair with the TV blaringthan he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".

~Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwearin case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwearin case you HAVE an accident!

~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married .... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ... were unheard of,and a mouse was something

that made you climb on atable.

~You used to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery,it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00 P.M. ...next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

~You read 100 pages into a bookbefore you realize you've read it.

~Notice everythingthey sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be frecklesare now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired ...... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.

~~~~But old is good in some things:

old songs

old movies

And best of allOLD FRIENDS!!


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